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Wed, May. 4th, 2005, 04:24 pm
Harnest the power of procrastination.

I need to find a way to capitalize on procrastination without any of the negative side effects.

I think the first step is to convince myself that an enormous task must be completed by tomorrow. This must be something not real so that when I don't get to accomplish it because I just had to do all the other tasks instead... it won't be a disaster.

Also it has to be more important than any other real task or I will attempt to do the imaginary task in procrastination of the real task. This would surely lead to something bad... like me going insane... me creating a wormhole into the dark demon dimension... me teleporting all of creation into a bunny's eye... stuff like that.

I guess the hardest part is getting myself to believe that its always due tomorrow... ever single day without my noticing that I had the same problem yesterday. This could be solved by damaging my brain in much the same way as that Guy (hehe) from Memento but I don't want tattoos so that is out.

Or maybe I should just go study for my final.

Thu, May. 5th, 2005 01:29 pm (UTC)

Maybe you should answer the questions I so painstakingly thought of for you!!!