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Sat, Jan. 29th, 2011, 11:49 pm
Laundry is the opposite of sex

One of my ex-girlfriends had a nightmare where she was coming on to me and I brushed her off saying "Don't you have some laundry to do?"

Ever since she told me about that dream I've thought of laundry as the opposite of sex.

Does that make folding clothes the opposite of a blow job?  That would certainly explain why I hate to fold clothes.